A lachrymose plea for sympathy from a popular MAGA influencer who’s sometimes quoted at me online. He recently moved to Shelby County, Tennessee from Alabama.

Respondeo:

Dry your tears, pal: you don’t have the right to sympathy. Nobody outside of your siloed and curated MAGA audience cares about your collectively self-inflicted First World Problems. If it weren’t for the injustice of imposing people like you on foreigners, we could say: those who live by the database should be detained, abducted, incarcerated, and deported by it. You all speak so cavalierly about mass incarceration and mass deportation. Well, here’s a very mild dose of your own medicine, not that it’ll do a thing to cure the underlying disease.