A lachrymose plea for sympathy from a popular MAGA influencer who’s sometimes quoted at me online. He recently moved to Shelby County, Tennessee from Alabama.

Respondeo:

Dry your tears, pal: you don’t have the right to sympathy. Nobody outside of your siloed and curated MAGA audience cares about your collectively self-inflicted First World Problems. But for the injustice of imposing people like this on foreigners, those who live by the database should be detained, abducted, incarcerated, and deported by it. They speak so cavalierly about mass incarceration and mass deportation. Well, here’s a very mild dose of your own medicine, not that it’ll do a thing to cure the underlying disease.