Suicide Solution

Job description for EMT position with Capital Health in New Jersey, verbatim from LinkedIn:


  • Responds to dispatched emergency assignments.
  • Implements patient care procedures by using assessment skills pertaining to the illness or injury.
  • Identifies and manages rapidly changing situations of an emergency patient care situation. Assesses patient’s current condition through physical and verbal exam via patient or others present.
  • Collects all available pertinent patient information form patient, family, friends, medical records, and medications.
  • Transfers the patient to care provider and facility providing the receiving staff with a report. Completes all paperwork requirements during patient transfer.
  • Completes patient care record including demographic information, clinical findings, history, medications, allergies treatment rendered, and any changes during transport.
  • Provides a comprehensive written incident report describing any unusual event.

In other words, hurry to the scene of medical emergencies in a big van and save people’s lives.


  • High School Diploma or GED

  • Previous EMT experience preferred.

  • NJ EMT certification required.

  • BLS

  • Frequent physical demands include: Sitting , Walking , Push/PullOccasional physical demands include: Standing , Climbing (e.g., stairs or ladders) , Carry objects , Twisting , Bending , Reaching forward , Reaching overhead , Squat/kneel/crawl , Wrist position deviation , Pinching/fine motor activities , Keyboard use/repetitive motion Continuous physical demands include: Talk or HearLifting Floor to Waist 80 lbs. Lifting Waist Leveland Above 30 lbs.

In other words, you have to be able to lift people all day, twelve hours a day, save their lives, then write reports about how you saved their lives. College degree not required, and high school degree barely required.

Compensation package:

Estimated salary

For Emergency Medical Technician in New Jersey, New Jersey, US at Capital Health

  • Base salary


    Range: $25K to $47K

Total compensation


Range: $25K to $47K

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    Company NameHackensack Meridian Health Company Location Edison, NJ, US
    Posted DatePosted 6 days ago Number of applicants
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    Save Paramedic at Hackensack Meridian Health



    How have you impacted someone’s life today? At Hackensack Meridian Health our healthcare teams are focused on changing the lives of our patients by providing the highest level of care each and every day. From our hospitals, rehab centers and occupational health teams to our long-term care centers and at-home care capabilities, our complete spectrum of services will allow you to apply your skills in multiple settings while building your career all within New Jersey’s premier healthcare system.


    A day in the life of a Paramedic at Hackensack Meridian includes:
    Provide emergency 911 advanced life support.
    Assess, communicate, treat critical patients and complete patient care reports.
    Daily operational tasks are also required in support of the department.

    No definite determined length of previous experience; Entry level applicant should be experienced with basic life support level minimum.
    Completion of required courses (basic)
    New Jersey State Certified paramedic or equivalent out of state paramedic training with reciprocity; or New Jersey approved Mobile Intensive Care Nurse
    Advanced Cardiac Life Support Certification – ACLS
    Mobile Intensive Care Paramedic Certification – MICP
    Valid Driver’s License from a USA state – US DR LIC
    If you feel that the above description speaks directly to your strengths and capabilities, then please apply today!
    Seniority Level

    Hospital & Health Care
    Employment Type

    Job Functions
    Health Care Provider

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    For Paramedic in Edison, NJ, US at Hackensack Meridian Health
    Base salary

    Range: $41K to $69K
    Range: $41K – $69K

    Total compensation

    Range: $41K to $69K
    Range: $41K – $69K

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